Pitt and Jolie's Decision - Oy!

Oh good world! Something to rant about again! Many of you may have heard by now that Brad and Angelina have decided to hold off marriage until everyone can marry legally. I suppose this means the gay community.

There are so many things wrong with this, it's not the message promoting gay rights, that's fine - but everything else...*vomits*.

Let me review : Angelina Jolie - people actually find her attractive? What the?? It seems I'm the only one who wouldn't look at her twice because every man, straight or gay, and every woman, straight or gay, seems to want to sleep with her.
Brad Pitt - Oh please, he was married to one of the best girls you could imagine, Jennifer Aniston, and he leaves her for Jolie? What's wrong with this guy? Maybe it's because Jen smoked? Nah...

So basically Pitt and Jolie meet on the set of Mr. and Mrs. Smith and become Mr. and Mrs. Smith. And believe me, it won't be long before they do as Mr. and Mrs. Smith do, and try to kill each other.

Now what's the deal with getting married? First they don't want to because Angelina has already been married two times and doesn't want to risk another divorce, and now it's because they're taking a stand until homosexuals everywhere will be allowed to marry? Please, like any government is going to listen to what you people have to say. Your fans maybe, but like I said...the government won't. For all they care you could never get married and they'd still have meetings in the office. It's not like they're going to halt all meetings and worry that the two of you won't get married...they have lives.

This has got me thinking...we all know Jolie is a bisexual, is she trying to prepare herself for a third divorce and this time have a go at it with women? After all, 4th times the...no, doesn't go. And what about when they say ALL can marry? Do they mean siblings too? In that case it explains everything...anyone remember the incident with Jolie's brother? Too creepy...who the hell kisses their sibling...like that! Get a room...no wait don't, it's illegal.

This whole issue makes me think about their new kid. I can see it's now - 7th grade.

Friend 1 : My parent's married a year before I was born, in Hawaii.
Friend 2 : My parent's married 5 years before I was born, under the sea.
Pitt/Jolie baby (Can't remember the name) : Yeah, about that...I'm kinda...still waiting. Since homosexuals can't marry, my parents refuse to.
Friend 3 : Oh! So your parents are...you know...both male?
P/J baby : No, no..
Friend 4 : Both female?
P/J baby : No, it's...
Friend 5 : Aren't they gay?
P/J baby : No...well, my mother is sometimes, but my father isn't as far as I know.
Friends 1 -5 : Huh?
School bully : Haha...your parents chose the community over a legally married family. Loser.

Poor kid. You hear about parent's who split up after their children are born. But it's another thing never to have been together.

Crazy celebrities. They either refuse to marry or don't stop getting married (And annuled the next day of course). And what was the deal with their bodyguard before the baby was born?

'I swear, I'll hit you *Blabla babyish talk* don't even look at Jolie'.

Here's news for you, you SOB idiot with no life and probably no degree, it's illegal, you bloody try that on anyone you go to jail, it's not illegal to look at people. And by God, if you ever try that on me, I'll kill you, (then bring you back to life)*, and kill you again. Then I'll go to jail for life (Actually, no I won't. You attacked me so I'd be mostly ok) or something, but hey, at least there would be one less arrogant (stupid is a better word) person in the world.

*I was going to say go after the family here, but the poor souls are not at fault. They can't be held responsible for that idiot's actions.

Well, that worked me up nicely. Darryl from Malta, online here. See you next rant.

Cheers
-Darryl

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